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Hindi Urdu Funny SMS Jokes: Choor Ki Choori

Ek choor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke
bhag raha tha...
..
Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal
aake le jaoonga".
.
.
Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano woh kuch nahin janta.

..
Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki
Zubaan janta tha.
..
Chor Bola"isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahin to shoot kar dunga."
..
Gunga darr gaya aur apni Zubaan me bola
..
"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche."Chor ko
kuch samjah nahi aaya.
Usne Dost se puchha
"Kya bolta hai ??
..
Dost: "Bolta hai goli marde. Main
nahin bataunga..
..
Jisko Samajh Me Aaya Bas LiKE thok Do
Baki log POGO Dekho...

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