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Funny New SMS Shayari In Hindi
Khooshi kabi kum Na Ho
Khudaa Toom Ko Aesi Itam Day
Jo DABANGG Ki MUNNI Say Kam Naa Hoo.
SMS Funny Jokes in Hindi Urdu Text Messages: Kon Banega Crore Paati
Kon Banega Crore Paati???
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5 crore ka asaan sawal,
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Question.... Woh 2 log koun hain,
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Jo Nokia mobile ON karny par Hath Milate hain...??
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5 crore ka asaan sawal,
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Question.... Woh 2 log koun hain,
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Jo Nokia mobile ON karny par Hath Milate hain...??
Jokes Funny SMS in Hindi: Bhagwaan Aashiq Se
Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:-
Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai,
Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao??
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Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:-
Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai,
Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao??
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Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:-
Hindi Funny Jokes SMS: Dost our Ferrari
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 Pyara Dost choor de main tujhe "Mobile" dunga..
2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi
dunga..
5 ko chhod de "25 Lakh Rupaiya" dunga..
Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..
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Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Hey Bhagwan...!!!
2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi
dunga..
5 ko chhod de "25 Lakh Rupaiya" dunga..
Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..
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Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Hey Bhagwan...!!!
Funny Jokes Hindi SMS: Pappu in Court
Court Me Pappu Talaak Ke Liye Gaya
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Pappu Judge Se Bola:- Sir, I Am Not
Happy With My Wife,
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Pappu Judge Se Bola:- Sir, I Am Not
Happy With My Wife,
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Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi Urdu Text Messages: 18 Years Old Boy With Girl
18 year old boy: Will you
be my girlfriend...???
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18 year old girl: No, get lost...
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5 year old boy: Will you
be my girlfriend...???
be my girlfriend...???
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18 year old girl: No, get lost...
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5 year old boy: Will you
be my girlfriend...???
Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi: Pappu with Jyotishi
Pappu Jyotishi ke paas kundli dikhane gaya
Jyotish: "Tera naam Pappu hai??
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Pappu: "Ji Jyotish:"
Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai??
Pappu: "ji Jyotish:"
Teri 2 beti hain??
Pappu: "ji haa..
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Jyotish: "tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain??.
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Pappu: "aap to antaryami hain maharaj..
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Jyotish: "dafa ho jao yaha se.. Agli dafa kundli lana, Ration Card nahi...!!!
Jyotish: "Tera naam Pappu hai??
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Pappu: "Ji Jyotish:"
Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai??
Pappu: "ji Jyotish:"
Teri 2 beti hain??
Pappu: "ji haa..
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Jyotish: "tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain??.
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Pappu: "aap to antaryami hain maharaj..
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Jyotish: "dafa ho jao yaha se.. Agli dafa kundli lana, Ration Card nahi...!!!
Funny SMS in Hindi Urdu Text: About Girls Status on Facebook
Girl’s Status on Facebook:
"Feeling Sad"
81 Comments....
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Boy’s Status on Facebook:
"Going to Suicide "
2 Likes and 1 Comment which reads..
Abe Tera Bike Main Use Karlu Phir...!!!
"Feeling Sad"
81 Comments....
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Boy’s Status on Facebook:
"Going to Suicide "
2 Likes and 1 Comment which reads..
Abe Tera Bike Main Use Karlu Phir...!!!
Funny Hindi Urdu Text SMS: Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori
Chooha Billi Love Story:
"Choohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori"
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"Dono Milney Lagey Chori Chori"
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"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelen Aankh Macholi"
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"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli"
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"JAANU SORRY"
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"I HATE LOVE STORY"
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'"¿¿_)¿_¿_)
MEEEYAAAOOON,;-).
"Choohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori"
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"Dono Milney Lagey Chori Chori"
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"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelen Aankh Macholi"
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"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli"
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"JAANU SORRY"
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"I HATE LOVE STORY"
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'"¿¿_)¿_¿_)
MEEEYAAAOOON,;-).
Funny Mobile Text SMS: Girl to Boy
Girl To Boy:
Main kaisi lag Rhi hon aaj???
Abhi Beauty Parlor se aayi hu...
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Boy: To....
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Parlor Band tha kya...!!!
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