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Mohabbat SMS in Hindi Dhadkan Bina Dil Ka Matlab Hi Kya

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Dhadkan Bina Dil Ka Matlab Hi Kya
Roshani Bina Diye Ka Matlab Hi Kya,

 Kyun Kehte Hain Log Ke Mohabbat Na Kar Dard Milta Hai
Woh Kya Jaane Ke Dard Bina Mohabbat Ka Matlab Hi Kya...!!!


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Hindi Urdu Funny SMS Jokes: Choor Ki Choori

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Ek choor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke
bhag raha tha...
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal
aake le jaoonga".
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Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano woh kuch nahin janta.

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SMS Funny Jokes in Hindi Urdu Text Messages: Kon Banega Crore Paati

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Kon Banega Crore Paati???
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5 crore ka asaan sawal,
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Question.... Woh 2 log koun hain,
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Jo Nokia mobile ON karny par Hath Milate hain...??

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A Heart Touching Love Baarish Hindi SMS: Sawan Ne Bhi Kisi Se Piyaar Kiya Tha

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Sawan Ne Bhi Kisi Se Piyaar Kiya Tha
Usne Use Badal Ka Naam Diya Tha,

 Rote The Ek Dusare Ki Judai Me
Aur Logo Ne Use BARISH Ka Naam Diya Tha...!!!

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Jokes Funny SMS in Hindi: Bhagwaan Aashiq Se

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Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:-

 Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai,
Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao??
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Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:-

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Hindi Funny Jokes SMS: Dost our Ferrari

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Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 Pyara Dost choor de main tujhe "Mobile" dunga..

 2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi
dunga..

 5 ko chhod de "25 Lakh Rupaiya" dunga..

 Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..
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Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,

 Hey Bhagwan...!!!

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Funny Jokes Hindi SMS: Pappu in Court

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Court Me Pappu Talaak Ke Liye Gaya
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Pappu Judge Se Bola:- Sir, I Am Not
Happy With My Wife,
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Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi Urdu Text Messages: 18 Years Old Boy With Girl

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18 year old boy: Will you
be my girlfriend...???
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18 year old girl: No, get lost...
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5 year old boy: Will you
be my girlfriend...???

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Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi: Pappu with Jyotishi

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Pappu Jyotishi ke paas kundli dikhane gaya

 Jyotish: "Tera naam Pappu hai??
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Pappu: "Ji Jyotish:"

 Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai??
Pappu: "ji Jyotish:"

 Teri 2 beti hain??
Pappu: "ji haa..
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Jyotish: "tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain??.
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Pappu: "aap to antaryami hain maharaj..
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Jyotish: "dafa ho jao yaha se.. Agli dafa kundli lana, Ration Card nahi...!!!

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Funny SMS in Hindi Urdu Text: About Girls Status on Facebook

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Girl’s Status on Facebook:

 "Feeling Sad"

 81 Comments....

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 Boy’s Status on Facebook:

 "Going to Suicide "

 2 Likes and 1 Comment which reads..

 Abe Tera Bike Main Use Karlu Phir...!!!

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Funny Mobile Text SMS: Girl to Boy

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Girl To Boy:
Main kaisi lag Rhi hon aaj???
Abhi Beauty Parlor se aayi hu...
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Boy: To....
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Parlor Band tha kya...!!!

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Send Love Sad SMS in Hindi Urdu: Mohabbat Ki Aazmaishain De De Ke Thak Gaye Hain

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Mohabbat Ki Aazmaishain
De De Ke Thak Gaye Hain,
"Aye KHUDA"
Qismat Me Koi Aisa Bhi Likh De
Jo Maut Tak Wafa Kare...!!!


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Send SMS to Mobile Phone in English: A Time Was there When we were together

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A Time Was there,
When we were together,
A Time Was there,
When You were Here...
Soon After some time,
Like A Flip Flop Cart,
You Made an Exit,
An Exit Very Smart,
Didn't Told Me a Reason,
Didn't Said Me a Bye,
Left Me To Think,
Only Why Why n Why...???


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