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Showing posts with label Hindi Funny SMS. Show all posts
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Hindi Urdu Funny SMS Jokes: Choor Ki Choori

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Ek choor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke
bhag raha tha...
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal
aake le jaoonga".
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Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano woh kuch nahin janta.

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SMS Funny Jokes in Hindi Urdu Text Messages: Kon Banega Crore Paati

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Kon Banega Crore Paati???
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5 crore ka asaan sawal,
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Question.... Woh 2 log koun hain,
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Jo Nokia mobile ON karny par Hath Milate hain...??

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Jokes Funny SMS in Hindi: Bhagwaan Aashiq Se

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Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:-

 Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai,
Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao??
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Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:-

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Hindi Funny Jokes SMS: Dost our Ferrari

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Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 Pyara Dost choor de main tujhe "Mobile" dunga..

 2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi
dunga..

 5 ko chhod de "25 Lakh Rupaiya" dunga..

 Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..
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Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,

 Hey Bhagwan...!!!

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Funny Jokes Hindi SMS: Pappu in Court

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Court Me Pappu Talaak Ke Liye Gaya
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Pappu Judge Se Bola:- Sir, I Am Not
Happy With My Wife,
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Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi Urdu Text Messages: 18 Years Old Boy With Girl

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18 year old boy: Will you
be my girlfriend...???
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18 year old girl: No, get lost...
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5 year old boy: Will you
be my girlfriend...???

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Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi: Pappu with Jyotishi

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Pappu Jyotishi ke paas kundli dikhane gaya

 Jyotish: "Tera naam Pappu hai??
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Pappu: "Ji Jyotish:"

 Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai??
Pappu: "ji Jyotish:"

 Teri 2 beti hain??
Pappu: "ji haa..
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Jyotish: "tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain??.
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Pappu: "aap to antaryami hain maharaj..
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Jyotish: "dafa ho jao yaha se.. Agli dafa kundli lana, Ration Card nahi...!!!

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Funny SMS in Hindi Urdu Text: About Girls Status on Facebook

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Girl’s Status on Facebook:

 "Feeling Sad"

 81 Comments....

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 Boy’s Status on Facebook:

 "Going to Suicide "

 2 Likes and 1 Comment which reads..

 Abe Tera Bike Main Use Karlu Phir...!!!

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Funny Hindi Urdu Text SMS: Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori

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Chooha Billi Love Story:

 "Choohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori"
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"Dono Milney Lagey Chori Chori"
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"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelen Aankh Macholi"
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"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli"
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"JAANU SORRY"
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"I HATE LOVE STORY"

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'"¿¿_)¿_¿_)
MEEEYAAAOOON,;-).

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Funny Mobile Text SMS: Girl to Boy

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Girl To Boy:
Main kaisi lag Rhi hon aaj???
Abhi Beauty Parlor se aayi hu...
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Boy: To....
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Parlor Band tha kya...!!!

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Hindi Urdu Funny SMS: Tere Ishq Ne Sarkari Daftar Banadiya Dil Ko

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Tere Ishq Ne Sarkari Daftar Banadiya Dil Ko,
Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai, Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai...!!!


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