Showing posts with label SMS for Mobiles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SMS for Mobiles. Show all posts
A Love SMS Ghazal in Urdu Yeh Na Samjh Ke Beechrray Hain To Bhool Gaye Hain Tujhe
Yeh Na Samjh Ke Beechrray Hain To Bhool Gaye Hain Tujhe
Teri Mohabbat Ki Khushbo Mery Haathon Me Aaj Bhi Hai,
Yeh Or Baat Hai Majburiyon Ne Nibhanay Nahi Di Mohabbat
Warna Shamil To Sacchai Meri Wafaon Me Aaj Bhi Hai,
Mohabbat Se Barrh Kar AaQidat Hai Mujhe "Faraz"
Yun Maqam Tera Buland Sab Rishton Me Aaj Bhi Hai,
Har Lamha Zindagi Me Mohabbatain Naseeb Hon Tujhe
Shamil Tu Meri Zindagi Ki Har Duaon Me Aaj Bhi Hai...!!!
Teri Mohabbat Ki Khushbo Mery Haathon Me Aaj Bhi Hai,
Yeh Or Baat Hai Majburiyon Ne Nibhanay Nahi Di Mohabbat
Warna Shamil To Sacchai Meri Wafaon Me Aaj Bhi Hai,
Mohabbat Se Barrh Kar AaQidat Hai Mujhe "Faraz"
Yun Maqam Tera Buland Sab Rishton Me Aaj Bhi Hai,
Har Lamha Zindagi Me Mohabbatain Naseeb Hon Tujhe
Shamil Tu Meri Zindagi Ki Har Duaon Me Aaj Bhi Hai...!!!
Hindi Urdu Funny SMS Jokes: Choor Ki Choori
Ek choor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke
bhag raha tha...
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal
aake le jaoonga".
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Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano woh kuch nahin janta.
bhag raha tha...
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal
aake le jaoonga".
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Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano woh kuch nahin janta.
A Heart Touching Love Baarish Hindi SMS: Sawan Ne Bhi Kisi Se Piyaar Kiya Tha
Sawan Ne Bhi Kisi Se Piyaar Kiya Tha
Usne Use Badal Ka Naam Diya Tha,
Rote The Ek Dusare Ki Judai Me
Aur Logo Ne Use BARISH Ka Naam Diya Tha...!!!
Usne Use Badal Ka Naam Diya Tha,
Rote The Ek Dusare Ki Judai Me
Aur Logo Ne Use BARISH Ka Naam Diya Tha...!!!
Jokes Funny SMS in Hindi: Bhagwaan Aashiq Se
Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:-
Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai,
Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao??
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Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:-
Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai,
Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao??
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Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:-
Hindi Funny Jokes SMS: Dost our Ferrari
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 Pyara Dost choor de main tujhe "Mobile" dunga..
2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi
dunga..
5 ko chhod de "25 Lakh Rupaiya" dunga..
Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..
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Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Hey Bhagwan...!!!
2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi
dunga..
5 ko chhod de "25 Lakh Rupaiya" dunga..
Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..
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Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Hey Bhagwan...!!!
Funny Jokes Hindi SMS: Pappu in Court
Court Me Pappu Talaak Ke Liye Gaya
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Pappu Judge Se Bola:- Sir, I Am Not
Happy With My Wife,
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Pappu Judge Se Bola:- Sir, I Am Not
Happy With My Wife,
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Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi: Pappu with Jyotishi
Pappu Jyotishi ke paas kundli dikhane gaya
Jyotish: "Tera naam Pappu hai??
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Pappu: "Ji Jyotish:"
Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai??
Pappu: "ji Jyotish:"
Teri 2 beti hain??
Pappu: "ji haa..
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Jyotish: "tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain??.
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Pappu: "aap to antaryami hain maharaj..
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Jyotish: "dafa ho jao yaha se.. Agli dafa kundli lana, Ration Card nahi...!!!
Jyotish: "Tera naam Pappu hai??
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Pappu: "Ji Jyotish:"
Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai??
Pappu: "ji Jyotish:"
Teri 2 beti hain??
Pappu: "ji haa..
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Jyotish: "tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain??.
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Pappu: "aap to antaryami hain maharaj..
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Jyotish: "dafa ho jao yaha se.. Agli dafa kundli lana, Ration Card nahi...!!!
Funny Hindi Urdu Text SMS: Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori
Chooha Billi Love Story:
"Choohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori"
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"Dono Milney Lagey Chori Chori"
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"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelen Aankh Macholi"
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"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli"
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"JAANU SORRY"
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"I HATE LOVE STORY"
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MEEEYAAAOOON,;-).
"Choohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori"
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"Dono Milney Lagey Chori Chori"
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"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelen Aankh Macholi"
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"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli"
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"JAANU SORRY"
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"I HATE LOVE STORY"
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MEEEYAAAOOON,;-).
Funny Mobile Text SMS: Girl to Boy
Girl To Boy:
Main kaisi lag Rhi hon aaj???
Abhi Beauty Parlor se aayi hu...
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Boy: To....
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Parlor Band tha kya...!!!
Hindi Mohabbat SMS: Muhabbat Zakham Deti Hai Marham Bhi Lagati Hai
Muhabbat Zakham Deti Hai, Marham Bhi Lagati Hai
Jo Bujhti Nahi Hai Aag Aisi Woh Lagati Hai,
Muhabbat Kya Hai Bhala Har Koi Kab Jaan Saka Hai
Muhabbat Ka Jo Qaeidi Ho Samjh Usko Hi Aati Hai..!!
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